pros of dating me
- have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.
cons of dating me
- 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.
So fucking real
if ur gay u want the d
if ur lesbian u want the v
if ur bi u want the v and the d but maybe u prefer d maybe v
if ur pansexual u don’t care as long as ur in someone’s pants
if ur asexual u don’t want the d or the v you just like hockey or maybe a hug
is this really worth fighting over
and here we have the most eloquent form of describing sexuality