theamazingindi:

pros of dating me

  • have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.

cons of dating me

  • 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'
i-was-watching:

He was a Tim Burton character before Tim Burton started making movies

i-was-watching:

He was a Tim Burton character before Tim Burton started making movies

(Source: facebook.com)

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

estychan:

kingshezza:

but if there is ever another live action remake of 101 Dalmatians Benedict Cumberbatch has to play Roger, Nat Dormer has to play Anita, and Helena Bonham Carter has to play Cruella Deville sorry i don’t make the rules

This. I need it. Now.

purple-mahogany198:

lostwiginity:

I NEVER NOTICED HIM

They both only got even more attractive.

he wasn’t in the final cut of DH. Just in a deleted scene.

(Source: maraudingmischief)

piratesandbees:

When people make harry potter AUs but they’ve sorted the characters wrong

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darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

(Source: kristoffbjorgman)

underhuntressmoon:

the-goddamazon:

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

The bolded is the realest shit. EVERY. TIME.

So fucking real

steampoweredtavros:

alltime-destiel:

if ur gay u want the d

if ur lesbian u want the v

if ur bi u want the v and the d but maybe u prefer d maybe v 

if ur pansexual u don’t care as long as ur in someone’s pants

if ur asexual u don’t want the d or the v you just like hockey or maybe a hug

is this really worth fighting over

and here we have the most eloquent form of describing sexuality

(Source: space-lester)