b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

(Source: memewhore)

itistimetodisappear:

marquez-is-my-first-name:

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

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She knows you well

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

the-most-profound-of-bonds:

interruptingpanda:

tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood:

avrooml:

anchy2006:

someone has expanded their interests I see

LOKI NO

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I saw this and nearly spit.

I feel so much sympathy for the people who don’t understand the humor in this

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

dualscarsmanlyscreams:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

asexuals have the whole world as their oyster